being 'over qualified' is not a legitimate excuse to not hire someone.

i have a master's degree. i've worked retail. i was a receptionist. i was a phone-answerer and client-greeter.

i have taken shit from attorneys and assholes who could barely speak English. i have been professionally subordinate to a woman who i knew looked me squarely in the eyes and did not respect me -- didn't respect my work, my ambitions, my personality, my abilities.

and now i find myself -- one year after earning a master's degree, smack dab in the middle of working on a phd -- applying for a retail associate position at dean and deluca.

i have a master's degree.

can i type 40 words a minute? yes. can i sort and distribute mail? yes. can i compose an email, write a formal business letter, add and subtract, converse with 'executives' and 'high-ranking officials?' yes. can i operate word? exel? powerpoint? can i schedule a meeting? book a flight and hotel room? answer a phone professionally and courteously? can i take notes? or minutes? can i file some shit? order paper clips and staples from a catalog? can i multitask??

YES! I HAVE MASTER'S DEGREE!

can i analyze policy? yes, because that's what i've been trained to do. can i perform research? yes, because that's what i've been trained to do. can i write a policy brief? a report? an assessment? can i read words on paper and analyze what those words mean in reference to a stated objective or goal? yes. because i have a master's degree.

so. no, i don't have 8 years experience as a secretary. i do not have 10 years experience as an office manager. no. i don't have an AA and 3 years experience with medical billing and coding. i have not spent my decade out of high school working my way up from Inconsequential to Inconsequential I, II, or III. I'v spent it learning how to write, how to think critically, how to quickly and accurately process unreasonable amounts of information. i have spent it learning, cultivating, and preparing.

I can write a decently written and researched 30 page paper overnight. while working full time for a woman who doesn't respect me or my time. <--- i know this was not a proper sentence, and i meant it that way. i can read a book that discusses trade policy in Africa and China and Russia, and understand why it's important. i get why Virginia was such a big deal in November, 08, and can explain it to you. i was a 27 year old doctoral student with a full time job, an active social life, and a fucking 4.0.

so. no. i will not be 'fastidious' for 30k.

and finally, i'm o----ver assigning my name and my ego and my pride to employment applications that ask me if i can assist, support, organize, handle, arrange, correspond, coordinate, interact, or self-start. The answer clearly is yes. I have a fucking master's degree.

Conflicted

So I went to the Smithsonian National Museum of American History yesterday. I was genuinely excited when I visited the East Wing of the 1st floor and saw a timeline of American transportation: an old Chicago El; the Honda Civic that emerged as Japan's answer to our oil and gas crisis, etc. I saw the lineage of invention in Edison's light bulb (and found that I wasn't so interested in that -- spent about two minutes in there...Apparently, I don't do filaments and various light bulb jargon). Admittedly, I was completely surprised by the unfamiliar feeling of patriotism I felt when upon walking through the Star Spangled Banner section. Something about seeing that big ass flag (and it is big) that was raised at the Battle of Baltimore during the War of 1812, inspiring Francis Scott Key to pen the lyrics to the song that gives me chills to this day when I hear Whitney Houston belting it out just before the start of Super Bowl XXV. I got misty. I did. I thought about the courage and foresight it took for those men to envision the venture that would become the United States of America -- undoubtedly guilty of its sins, but still, an unprecedented idea, an unlikely reality, and, nearly three centuries later, its own worst enemy. The fact remains that our international brethren can be merely speak loudly; They sticks not big enough. Thus, the Founders were right. Their little experiment in nation building has worked out quite well, I think.

Still...

In that relatively dark tunnel, illuminated only by the modest light granting due and proper reverence to that flag, I experienced the moment of demarcation that happens, I think, to many folks who look like me. There's a moment when you buy into it all...you're no different, all of this America stuff rightfully applies to you too. I felt proud as profound nationalism filled my chest and threatened to shed a tear. And then I began to read the various placards which provided the backstory. Mary Pickersgill, with the assistance of her 'African American indentured servant', her daugher, niece, and a friend sewed the Star-Spangled Banner. Four words changed the entire experience for me. African American Indentured Servant. In all of these halls, in all of this splendor, with all of this talk of freedom and revolution and rights and independence, my people were, in the best case, African American Indentured Servants. Now, just because, I feel it necessary to mention that I don't mean 'my people' in that, 'say, my bruthaaah, the man had had me and my people incarcerated' kind of way (although there is some validity there worth exploring) Instead, quite possibly and quite literally, I mean my ancestors -- my great great grandparents. I'm from Alabama, man.

What I'm getting at here, I realized in that moment: Black people do not exist in the annals American history apart from their relationship to slavery. But more than that, 'African Americans' did not even exist at the time. Yes, many Blacks were born on American soil, but this was 1814. Citizenship wouldn't come for another 54 years; another half a century. Plus four. That's a long time to be plowing fields and cultivating the Southern economy, wating for your 'papers' to come through. Really, I don't mean to harp on this stuff. I really don't, but there needs to be some acknowlegement of how far my people have come -- some acknowledgement that is not in February or Martin Luther King, Jr.'s birthday, or retroactively celebrated on Barack Obama's election and inauguration days. In all of the National Museum of American History's nostalic celebrations of American pride, Blacks, intextricably bound to the very beginnings, exist merely as slaves. I say merely purposefully because, to see this the way I do, slavery is Black America's only contribution to America until Barack Obama addressed the DNC in 2004.

What did slaves contribute to the United States? What did Booker T. Washington contribute? Miles Davis, Madame C.J. Walker, Colonels Benjamin O. Davis, Sr. and Jr., Mary McLeod Bethune, George Washington Carver, Jackie Robinson, Henrietta Lacks, John Hope Franklin, Dorothy Dandridge, W. E. B. Du Bois? Surely, something about any one of the men and women previously mentioned, and the hudreds that I failed to mention, deserves some acknowledgement at the National Museum of American History, don't they? What troubled me further was that, at this point, I believe we take this matter for granted. Blacks were slaves, Lincoln graciously freed them, MLK got them to right to vote, they're still mad because they were slaves...blah, blah, blah. But think about this. I mean really think about it: I saw a narrative from a slave woman that read something like, "they be married in the mornin. Wife be sold by night." I could go on and try to tug at your heartstrings by recounting this history you've likely heard a hundred times, though I'm not sure how much that would matter, as we are so far removed mentally. As I stood in a corridor enshrining the Civil War, I stared at Lincoln's stern, emotionless face, and at Frederick Douglass's, and at some hapless slave's, I absorbed the brevity of this period in American history. The South willingly tore this nation a part to preserve its way of life, its economy. Black people. People. People.

Still...

As I absorbed all of this, and the nascent beginnings of this blog congealed into cogent thoughts and rising levels of anger and sadness, two women gathered behind me. Me. A Black woman in the Civil War section of the National American History museum. In any case, they gathered there and began loudly discussing purchasing dogtags -- where to buy them; how many should they buy; who has what kind already. The conclusion to my swimming thoughts was manifest in the women behind me: The struggle is well-documented, but it is an afterthought. We are an afterthought.

For the record, these musings are not meant to America bash. Instead, I am recounting to you what I felt yesterday, what I feel everyday when I really allow my mind to play this thing out. Each time, I come away knowing that Black Americans were dealt a very, very, very short hand. Yet, I do not diminish the remarkable progress we have made over the years. It is a testament to the promise of America, to the notion that when America lives out its ideals, we all benefit.

Still...

Black American history is American history too. Slavery was neither the beginning nor the end of our story, and its time we rightfully acknowledge that.